9 years ago, when I started building websites for others, I never thought I would do what I have done this summer. I turned down a web development/design request, TWICE actually. 1 was for a project that I couldn’t do by myself with a timetable so short that I would not be able to sleep for 3 months. The other was when a Realtor asked me to design and build the site for free so I could possibly get revenues when he sold something.
Then today, I happened up this list of (10 Reasons to Politely Decline a Web Design Gig) at Web Monkey (http://www.webmonkey.com/blog/10_Reasons_to_Politely_Decline_a_Web_Design_Gig), and thought I should share it with my audience. Please note, that I did not create this list or label the client as “He.” My past two clients have been females and very nice to work with thank you very much. My comments will start with “~”:
10. He can’t stop telling you about how horrid his last developer was.
~ We know, and that is why you are talking to us… But more realistically, this makes us wonder WHY you couldn’t really work with your last developer. Trust me, we’ve seen more clients that gum up the works than you could believe.
9. He wants to make sure you can build his site so it will show up first on Google.
~ I hear this and I want to respond with “Think of a number that you would pay to show up once at the top of the list when the perfect client would ‘Google’ terms that led them to your site. Now take that number and quadruple it. That is how much a week it should cost to get what you want.
8. He’s already got a list together of 100 words for his meta tags.
~ This isn’t so bad. Tells me that they are willing to do some research, but that they have some misconceptions on how things work. Lets me know they are willing to invest time on their site too.
7. There isn’t much money for this job but it could really lead to a lot more work down the road.
~ Depends on the site and the person. If I like the person, sure. If there will be more work down the road sure. Just don’t expect the world when you say things like this.
6. He wants to know if you are flexible about your deposit.
~ NO.
5. He explains that you will be responsible to his organization’s “website committee.”
~ Not unless you put me on pay role. And I want benefits…
4. He wants to know if you know how to “do Flash.”
~ I hate flash, because truly, it is used poorly in 99.999% of instances it is used
3. He wants his start-up site to be “kinda like eBay.”
~ And people in Hell want ice water (My grandma used to say that all the time)
2. He could actually build the site himself but he just doesn’t have the time.
~ Ask to see examples of work that he has done to get a sense of their style. If you don’t like their style be sure to let them know up front, that yours and theirs are different and won’t conflict. Then strongly enforce number 6.
1. He’s looking for a new “webmaster.”
~ Saying webmaster to us is like saying stewardess to a flight attendant. You sort of expect to get “that look.”
Here is a list of 10 things you should ask/do that can help you get the designer/developer or help you qualify them:
10. Can you show me some of the most recent sites that you have done and your role in them
9. I understand things I do can affect your turnaround time, if I was the perfect client, how long would my project take
8. Do have examples of what you would like to do ready to go.
7. Know what you are willing to pay. Yes there can be room for some haggling, but this isn’t a yard sale or a flea market.
6. Do ask the process your possible developer/designer takes to complete their projects.
5. Do gauge the designer/developers ability to communicate verbally, via phone and e-mail.
4. Do know as much about your business process as possible. Business logic rules the world.
3. Do read over your contract.
2. Do NOT be afraid to ask questions.
1. Understand what you are getting yourself into for this web developer. E-mail me for more on this one.
